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Rick Santorum Relieved No One Has Asked Him About Interracial Marriage Yet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “LAFAYETTE, LA—Saying his campaign has "really dodged a bullet so far," Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum told reporters today that, much to his relief, no one has asked his opinion on interracial marriage. ” View full resource at theonion.com
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U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “WASHINGTON—Top financial experts announced this morning that any chance for the struggling U.S. economy to improve now rests solely on the shoulders of Spokane, WA resident Bill Loughlin, who is currently browsing the power tools section at Sears.” View full resource at theonion.com
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Natural Childbirth: How Morally Superior Does It Make You? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Responsible Cable News Outlets To Devote Sensible Amount Of Airtime To 10th Anniversary Of 9/11 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “NEW YORK—Promising to cover the event responsibly and with the kind of delicate restraint it deserves, the nation's cable news outlets announced Monday that while they would be devoting some airtime to the 10th anniversary of 9/11, they "certainly wouldn't be going overboard with it."” View full resource at theonion.com
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NCAA Football Recruitment Reduced To Series Of Winks, Eyebrow Raises | The Onion Sports Network
theonion.com — “INDIANAPOLIS—The NCAA unveiled a new set of college football recruitment rules Monday, restricting teams from communicating with high school athletes using anything other than a wink or a raised eyebrow.” View full resource at theonion.com
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Nostalgic Scientists Rediscover Polio Vaccine | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “NEW YORK—A half century after Jonas Salk first devised a vaccine for polio, nostalgic researchers at NYU Medical Center rediscovered the “classic” inoculation late Tuesday night, recreating the immunization treatment from a monkey kidney...” View full resource at theonion.com
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Report: One In Five Women Training To Be Yoga Instructors | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “WASHINGTON, DC—According to a Department of Labor report on job retraining, 21 percent of American women are training to be yoga instructors,...” View full resource at theonion.com
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Product Awareness Increased With 'Advertisement' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “PHILADELPHIA–Ushering in a new era of informed consumer purchasing, GlaxoSmithKline Monday unveiled an "advertisement," a paid announcement designed to educate the public on which products will best serve its needs.” View full resource at theonion.com
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Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “LOS ANGELES—According to a study released Wednesday by the California Pain Medicine Center, subjects suffering from male- pattern baldness were found to experience a level of physical pain at least seven times more intense than that experienced by w...” View full resource at theonion.com
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Nation's Celebrities Not Famous Enough, Publicists Agree | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “LOS ANGELES—In a group statement released Monday to all known broadcast, cable, online, and print news outlets, publicists from throughout the entertainment industry urgently warned that the nation's celebrities remain "dangerously under-famous...” View full resource at theonion.com
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Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “PASADENA, CA—Groundbreaking new findings announced Monday suggest the record-setting heat wave plaguing much of the United States may be due to radiation emitted from an enormous star located in the center of the solar system.” View full resource at theonion.com
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Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “SAN FRANCISCO—In coordinated raids Monday at locations in Delaware, South Dakota, and California, federal agents apprehended dozens of executives at Visa Inc., a sham corporation accused of perpetrating the largest credit card scam in U.S.” View full resource at theonion.com
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Obama Proposes Tax Increase On Meanest 2% Of Population | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — “WASHINGTON—In the latest administration initiative meant to reassure citizens nervous about the slow pace of economic recovery, President Obama proposed a tax hike this week for the shittiest, most self-absorbed 2 percent of Americans.” View full resource at theonion.com
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Groups Oppose Perry's Prayer Meeting | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | American Voices
theonion.com — “Several groups, including the Texas ACLU, have voiced their opposition to Texas governor Rick Perry's participation in a day of Christian prayer and fasting this past weekend, saying it violates the separation of church and state.” View full resource at theonion.com
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